13 Mar 2008

REJECTED PROPOSAL FOR A COMIC-BOOK SERIES

Chapter One:

You call the frontal neon sign of the building: Bathhouse of Purple Mountain. With the powerful Japanese person, clearly the guard puts the chair from inside the front part, thus inhaling the tobacco. The light/write appears at the edge of the road. As for the rest of you, you are brought back very soon. It is cool; one group of the Japanese Futurism Bunch in the suit of the black leather or vinyl is where you see motorcycles...

Motorcycle-punks come entering into the view, which is pulled outwards, outside the bathhouse/brothel. In the Cinema of Jap, always it's dyed: the boy who is bad to the bone has hair of spiky with the fact that, er, I can't say. This bundle is called Zero of Wildness or something...in fact, it resembles some person of the door-caste, or so it seems. The way, you say, is: "If packin' heat, boy, permission is not possible."

He delivers your gun... he...he eventually opens the sticky fastener of that one-piece...but when the gun is removed, he decompresses quickly and simultaneously, as for the leader (Rikki Thursday), you say, truly, "..." Then: "Presumption is at the edge of this ballistic distance, sufficiently with the pump, the くむ bullet, excessively, and as for him, he is the guard of the leader directly." You think that we want that accidentally?

A local yak, yeah...the...the large-scale raging of that one group which passes through the bathhouse (and which is then shot) enjoys nude R&R of the central-sink bathroom under the bodyguard of Kitano, or else, someone directs. The back section-room is huge and others, mostly crimson, observe the holocaust of that monitor deeply. Her hand reaches into the wall of the sword...

Interlude: (Stellae of limpet suns implode ferociously. Vicious chimps collide. Solemn nude go-go brothel dancers embrace Kitano or apes of Japanese bike-bike. Enter, on motorcycle: The Count of Monte Respirato, delirious and accompanied, perhaps, by Isso in Hate-Suit Number Two...)


Chapter Two:

Firstly, signal Dianteiro Neon Three, then Chamado of The Third Edification arrives. The bathhouse belongs to Roxy Montana. Or, Third Child of Cadeira, in which is placed four powerful Japanese. Give me to one of Dianteiro's children! Of the part that included sugar, a third of the tobacco is lit clearly and. Light appears and Bloodshed Estrada arrives. Diretamente Neon Two and the hit-team of The Count of Monte Respirato, also. Isso is new, yes; and so is the motorcycle.

The Forum of One is a group which does ou o couro, which kills Terno and which also fucks the four Japanese, mainly their leader, who does peyote in Puxada on 3rd May, 2006, on which stands the last of the ヴィスタ-things, or else it gives the misperception of vinyl to the external part of the bathhouse/brothel, which stands back and observes the motorcycle motorcycle.

Punks of Nessa attack Futurists of Preto in the Third Veil of the Motorcycle. The cinema shows Sempre of Tingiu or, possibly, Aqua-Jap II: Fact or Fiction?

Apontou of Tornou or Cabelo Coisa of Mau-Mau (also Menino the Third!) is cut off in a martial-arts manouevre that you call "Obtem of Voc4e"...and...also Isso. Actually, Chamado swallows the peyote and visits The Ou-Ou of Wildness Zero. In the steam-port in Pessoa is the way in which all these story-elements seem similar. The Diz Method of Ao says: "Seja is the way, senor." Or: as if for this terrible heat because "of packin' heat" and Menino, possibly also because of his head, reports nought. But it also reports Esse and Injector Quando, and quickly removes Uma for the sake of her own sanity...

Meanwhile, the leader of Respirato.Com (Rikki 5th Feira)... simultaneously, Soa Six Injector transfers £4million in gold bullion to film aquatica. As for Diz: "..." And as for E: "Well, dad, presumably, he was carried to the pump, but after a sufficient ballistic interval, yeah?"

N-3o says: "We of The Quando were desired by Dessa Supervisio Six, of course!" To which she wetly responds: "The bullet of the leader of The Direto People is gone, 3e...do it again, baby, excessively, huh?"

Onde or Iaque of Coisas is outraged...as one of the local Aces, Kitano of Ou quickly stabbed the revolting, slurping sound of his own shock. 3e cries and then... the bodyguard of the bathhouse sits in the hair of the passengers and raves at the largest Ace...

Algu3em goes to the power-plant of Group One. The Dissipator appears nude and dances the banheiro. Four transvestites - mostly Japanese and hotly steaming from the gut - appear, drinking rum. Enormous outrage! The magenta part of the Major gives (or is observed to give) holocaust trinkets to the local poor. Sua Mama! Later, a parade of burning Americans come across the sword ...

2 comments:

Aaron Held said...

one of the best things I've read in awhile

Robert said...

yeah, this is just fucking brilliant, Kek

between you and Forrest, im intimidated to post these days :)